Campanastan

Why Adults Should Avoid Halloween Costumes

Former Minister of Humor Marty Ennis provided these decadent Halloween costumes to demonstrate the utter depravity of Western culture.

Such dress would never be tolerated in Campanastan! No words are necessary. 

Note that all of the offenders are men.

Happy Halloween!

 

 
 

And the most egregious offenders:

And while you're trick-or-treating, have something to eat!

 

 
Oh yeah - happy birthday, Nevada! Remember Chic Hecht today!

And for those of you in the US, we change to standard time on 1 November 2015 at 2 AM, so set your clocks BACK one hour before retiring tonight.

"From ghoulies and ghosties and long leggity beasties and things that go bump in the night, good Lord, deliver us!" -- Scottish proverb

The Donald Trump Blow-Up Sex Doll Hits the Streets

Get your own Donald Trump sex doll - it's far more useful than the real thing. Proceeds will help Syrian refugees, according to Syrian artist Saint Hoax.

Keep those Syrian refugees out of those damn Trojan horses!

Check out this article.

"You know, it really doesn`t matter what [the media] write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass." –Donald Trump

A Wonderful Twenty-Two Year Journey with Mary Frances

Twenty-two years ago this day on the shores of Lake Tahoe I was lucky enough to marry Mary Frances, shown here in Edinburgh, Scotland.

This T-shirt says it all, and no, she did not buy it for me.

I love you!

"Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile." - Franklin Jones