From The Daily Mash:
Peter Higgs, professor emeritus of theoretical physics at the University of Edinburgh, said: “I’ve dropped some serious Nobel cheddar on this bad boy.
“It’s sick.”
Higgs, who is currently deliberating between the license plates PART1CLE, or H1GG5, said: “In the place where I grew up, physics was the only route out.
“I saw neighbourhood physicists in their sports cars and designer clothes and thought yeah, I gotta get some theories.”
Rumor has it that Higgs has settled on the license plate 'HIGGSBOSOM'.
"And I thought that 'Higgs boson' shit was a chick magnet. No way, Jose!" - Peter Higgs
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