All you triskadecaphobes: beware Friday the 13th!
Actually, fear of Friday the 13th is called friggatriskaidekaphobia or paraskevidekatriaphobia.
I'm not bothered - it's the President-For-Life's birthday! And what's more, the PFL got a clean bill of health from Dr. Ziggy, the new Presidential physician.
Dr. Ziggy was highly recommended by faithful subject Boris Z, himself a medical professional. Dr. Ziggy is bored-certified in a number of specialties, and dresses well, too.
His excellent care will ensure my loyal followers will enjoy my benevolent rule for years to come. If not, he will visit Campanastan's 'mountain resort'.
Enjoy my day!
."Did you know a young boy drowned here? He was my son. And today, is his birthday." -- Pamela Voorhees (Betsy Palmer), from the first Friday the 13th
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