Your President-For-Life just returned from the audiologist (shown to the left) only to learn that he needs two hearing aids instead of one. Fortunately, the PFL has good health insurance.
No worry, though; Campanastan's audiologists are on the cutting edge of enhanced hearing technology.
The PFL will now find it more difficult to ignore his advisors, or the people as they whine about their miserable lives. He will also be able to hear their screams as the secret police politely question them.
On the other hand, the PFL can simply turn the damn things off and ignore everything.
"A fearful man is always hearing things." -- Sophocles
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