Well, it's not quite a real job - he'll be a professor.
Yes, NPR reports that former AG and Friend Of George Alberto 'I Don't Recall' Gonzales will become a political science professor at Texas Tech University.
He turned down a position as an ethicist.
In honor of this momentous event, here are a list of AG's Top Ten quotes, courtesy of Thoughts on the World:
10. “I have searched my memory.”
9. “I don’t have any recollection about…”
8. “I have no recollection.”
7. “I have no memory of this.”
6. “I don’t remember.”
5. “I don’t know.”
4. “I don’t recall ever saying this.”
3. “I don’t recall ever doing that.”
2. “I can’t recall.”
1. “I don’t recall.”
"WTF?" -- Dick Cheney
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