I never thought I’d ever encounter any group that would make TSA airport security folks look and act like a well-oiled machine. But I did find them at the House and Senate office buildings’ security checkpoints: the US Capitol Police.
Let me first say that aside from the security checkpoints, I've always found the Capitol Police to be polite and efficient. But they haven't yet seemed to figure out the security checkpoint business. Granted, at some of the entry points there are not many modifications that can be done. But from my vantage point, they don't appear to have tried very hard to accommodate the visitors.
This time of year is quite busy. Since budget decisions are being made, lobbyists (official or unofficial, like me) and other visitors descend like lemmings upon Congress to agitate for their favorite bill (hey - First Amendment!). Seemingly oblivious to the lines queued up (outdoors, in many cases) waiting to enter, the Capitol Police took their time in their never-ending quest to protect our elected representatives.
One particularly annoying habit occurred when someone triggered the metal detector. Instead of moving the offender a few feet to the side for the obligatory electronic wanding, the officer would have them stand right there at the egress of the metal detector, thereby preventing anyone else from proceeding until the wanding was finished. Of course, the rationale for this was simple: the officer monitoring the detector was the same one who had to wand the offender - all the while with his/her compatriots standing around picking their noses.
It's no wonder former Rep. Cynthia McKinney went ballistic at a checkpoint a few years ago.
And, farther west, Dulles International Airport, moving ‘all ahead full’ into the 1980s, is progressing just swimmingly on its AeroTrain project to move people from its main terminal out to the satellites. Amazing technology! What next? ATMs?
"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand." -- Woody Paige
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