Dick Cheney receive an honorary citizenship certificate from the State of West Virginia. Count those fingers, Dick.
Dana Perino, ignorant White House Press Secretary, get a personal history lesson and an autographed copy of Michael Dobbs' new book on the Cuban missile crisis, One Minute to Midnight.
Scott McClellan get a free weekly breakfast for life at Waffle House.
Al-Qaeda lose its designation as an affirmative-action, equal-opportunity employer because it precludes women from becoming suicide bombers.
Blogger Michelle Malkin caught wearing a burqa.
Something constructive for blogger Michelle Malkin to do.
Nothing but head shots for Rachael Ray's future Dunkin' Donuts commercials.
Carrie Bradshaw of Sex and the City caught shopping in a Payless Shoe Source.
Sharon Stone discover that her new line of designer jeans is 'Made in China'.
John McCain and Barack Obama run a clean, issues-oriented campaign.
The Republicans run two old white guys as their top presidential candidates, the Democrats an African-American man and a woman.
Singer R. Kelly discover the joys of older (over 14) women.
Hillary Clinton exit gracefully from the presidential race and not pressure Sen. Obama to select her as his vice-presidential candidate.
Robert Mugabe call off his thugs and goons and permit a fair runoff election on 27 June.
Kobe Bryant really understand what it means to call your teammates "brothers" after disparaging them a year ago.
A space-travel epic where that quaint 20th-century invention, the seat belt, has been rediscovered and is used by crew members.
Dear fosby,
You are correct. To the Illiterati, 'Campanastan' is indeed pathetic, but not to the Illuminati.
Only two comments? Did you fail 'counting' in college?
Why would you waste your time commenting on a "pathetic" blog?
Page views and off-blog comments are far more important to me than online comments.
Posted by: Michael | Sunday, 08 June 2008 at 07:18 PM
Kinda pathetic blog you run here. What.. 2 comments for all your output? Maybe you should try another venue.
Posted by: fosby | Sunday, 08 June 2008 at 01:21 PM